Laffy Taffy used as Electrical Source?

Being the candy connoisseur that I am, I frequently find myself chomping down on some chewy (and delicious) Laffy Taffy candy. I’m not quite sure what the recommended serving size is, but I’m sure I exceed it by at least… 5 times per sitting.

That being said, there is one thing I’ve noticed when opening an exorbitant amount of these little devils consecutively:

The wrappers almost always have a static cling/charge that keep the wrapper stuck to my hands, arms and other inanimate objects in the room.

Being a neat-freak, I try very hard to keep them wrappers together, but their cling makes it almost impossible.Just thinking about it makes me angry.